July 26: Veggie Hot Dog Eating Contest
So, this event is a bit off the Red Line–but it caught my eye, so I’m posting about it anyway. Apparently July 23d was National Veggie Hot Dog Day. To celebrate, the Sticky Fingers Bakery is hosting D.C.’s first ever veggie hot dog eating contest.
The event starts at 6 pm on Saturday July 26th. If you want to participate, you’ll need to register by July 24th. Prizes will be awarded to the 3 people who cram down the most Tofurky franks in 10 minutes.
My favorite thing about this contest is the “waiver” you have to sign off on before participating. It includes the following text:
I agree to provide the contest organizers with my “Tofurky Frank Eating Name.” I realize that should I fail to provide such name, one shall be provided to me by the contest officials, which may not be as flattering as one I would have given myself… I assume all risks associated with eating in this type of event including, but not limited to, indigestion, that stuffed feeling and a general dislike for veggie hot dogs post-contest.
The Sticky Fingers Bakery is located at 1310 Park Rd, NW– which is one block north of the Columbia Heights Metro stop.
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